Toshio Maeda is a bloody nice bloke and anybody that disagrees is probably a knucklehead and deserves a kick in the ghoulies. He was born by his Mom (with a bit of help from his Dad) quite a while before you and I was. He lives on the top floor of a giant penthouse in Tokyo with “Alf” his pet octopus. Toshio likes to spend his free time drawing pictures of dicks in library books.
(This, of course, is a joke. I will get around to writing this properly sometime in the next few months I promise!)